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Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024


Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 14, 2022


Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021


octopus flamethrower

Jye wivells absolute Fire of a spotify playlist! Thus bringing the fire of the flamethrower, but also gets you moist like the ocean that is an octopus. Thus kosteninflatie 8 times in a row Will get you going

Fuck that octopus flamethrower is what this game of badminton needs

by Danique1490 November 6, 2017


Blue Ringed Octopus

Just another one of Australia’s creatures that can fucking kill you. Small octopus with noticeable blue rings, harboring in the Western Pacific Ocean. It’s small frame contains a neurotoxin that will send you to meet Jesus. Not can, will.

Mate I think I touched a Blue Ringed Octopus.

Well nice knowing you.

by Kahjite October 23, 2024


Octopus expansion

The best DLC in history, yes better than the land DLC for fish that led to our existence. However, you bought the fitness DLC for the game that is life. You let an 8-ball fall, test fucking failed

Octopus expansion, better known as be a fucking octoling or perish is the best. You disliked this, test failed

by iddunno March 22, 2021


Ouchfield Octopus

An eight-limbed, two-headed, screaming monster, formed by a prefect collision of baseball outfielders. Brazilian origin.

"Deep fly ball to left! ...Hayes and Vaughn in pursuit...Hayes makes the grab! OH NO!!! Massive collision! Looks like we've got an Ouchfield Octopus."

by Quinnbaseball April 27, 2016