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When a male blows violently into a women's vagina and causes a dust storm wreaking havoc on anyone in the immediate area
Ryan performed the Oklahoma Wind Breaker on his teacher and evacuated a whole classroom
When a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman's butt. He then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a butt plug or his dick. This produces a stinging sensation, hence the name "cattle prod"
Bill: "Last night after Lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod"
Joe: "Damn, good for you"
The hottest roller derby team in the entire world. Wears red Dickies dresses and known to block hard and skate fast on the derby track!
Those Oklahoma Victory Dolls sure are awesome!
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When a person is blindfolded and forced to lay on the ground. Another person proceeds to defecate on them, virtually covering them in feces. Unlike the hot Carl, the feces comes in contact with the person's entire body and actually touches his/her skin. This can be performed on a person either voluntarily or involuntarily.
A kid just performed the Oklahoma Dust Bowl in the room across the hall from me.
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A college located in Stillwater, Oklahoma; Known for there great wrestling program which holds 34 national championship. OSU is also good at basketball and they are improving greatly in football. They are part of one of the best conferences known as the Big 12.
Oklahoma State University dominated in the Big 12 tournament last week.
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The act of smearing cream cheese around the ring of your girls asshole, fucking her in the ass, pulling out and blowing your load on her face, then as she precedes to suck your cock, you have a delicious cream cheese and cum mixture all over your dick and her face. This one will surely make her happy.
Jimmy: "Hey Bob, I gave Susan an Oklahoma Afternoon Snack at the sock hop last night, and she really liked it!"
Bob: "Jimmy you sick fuck, doesn't that involve her sucking on your cum, cream cheese, and shit covered dick?"
Jimmy: "Why yes it does! It sure is delightful!"
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This Legal domicile is occupied and ruled by the Orwellian Totalitarian Tyrant & Dead white slave owner known as The Holy Okie Blackfoot redneck Leprechaun Spirit the honorable "Lord Bud" The only known Blackberry picking slave to his spirit is his firstfruit the only begotten son Christ Bob who is paid $2 per day for picking one single gallon of berries. Fines for trespass onto this plantation are collected in Blackberry futures. "Lord Bud" is the originator of the "McKinny Penny" he touts that his penny is worth your twenty when giving change for the payment of trespass fines.
George Washington: Hey Thomas have you toured the state of Oklahoma?
Thomas Jefferson: Yes George I was charged with Criminal Trespass on the Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation by a Blackfoot redneck Totalitarian Tyrant and forced to pay the fine in Blackberry futures.
Benjamin Franklin Buck: That tyrant is my grandson guys and his son Christ Bob is pure of heart.
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