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functional programming

Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.

My favorite functional programming language is Idris, it's like Haskell but for nerds.

by Timothy Brentwood July 27, 2022


functional programming

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC

haskell is ass because it uses functional programming

by The Holy Language Authority March 14, 2022


NASA space program

The reason the war on porn doesn't work. I'm not schizophrenic and I release the lifetime documents for Kaelen Cody William Granger to disprove.

The NASA space program militarized for a reason

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022


Ranch High Schools Magnet Program

A School program filled with nothing but little bitches

look at Ranch High Schools Magnet Program it’s just filled with little bitches.”

by deadman’s demon November 12, 2020


Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.

by elmacko July 20, 2011


The Insight Program

A Lord of The Flies teen rehab cult where you get diagnosed an extreme drug addict for smoking pot twice. They "treat" homosexuality by discouraging porn, drugs and making sure minors never shave their pubic hair. But hey, "No Victims, Only Volunteers." In The Insight Program you apparently "volunteer" for addiction, sexual abuse, any illness, emotional abuse, and you volunteer to be born to your parents and you chose everything that is fucked up about your life!

"Aw man, I never saw my friend again after they went to The Insight Program."

"I went to The Insight Program and all I got was a maladjusted lifestyle."

"My parents paid 10K for The Insight Program to slut shame their daughter."

by Insight Survivor June 20, 2021