a very lit cunt if you know an Oscar give him your bank account heβs fucking lit if you talk shit bout him yeh fucking Slav mafia will track you down always be friends with and Oscar
Oh look itβs Oscar
Oh yeah he is a lit cunt letβs give him my bank account
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Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.
For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.
Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*
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a massive twat face. Controlling and cocky even though he gets a face rash every time he tactical chunders. Likes to think beerio king but his girlfriend has him whipped like double cream.
wow man that oscar guy is a pure cocky twat and he is so whipped that his girlfriend could get him to get a boob job!
yeah man he is a fucking twat
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A stupid fag who is way too likeable. He'll rope you in and the second you realise that you like him, he'll ruin you and bitch about you to all his friends. Stay away from him if you can help it.
"Who's that?"
"Oh, he's the one that Jessica liked but then he completely ruined her"
"Oh, Oscar?"
"How did you know?"
"Oscars always ruin people"
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Saying "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck." Bro. Oscar may not be the brightest, but he'll say fuck the longest. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
A: That kid got in trouble with the teacher yesterday
B: Why?
A: He pulled an Oscar
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A fat kid from melbourne. He is shit at sport and has no friends. He loves dick and gets no pussy.
"Oscar" has a chode.
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The perfect example of a snake
Oscar slither through the grass
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