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The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”
Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.
Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.
Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.
Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.
Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
When you're about to nut and pull your dick out and draw your favorite picture
This art is amazing. Did you say the origin was penile picture style?
A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.
Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.
"Somebody once told me, penile region's yummy, so I went out and sucked a big black cock."