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Pine Forest is the most amazing camp in the entire world. It is located in the Pocono Mountains in Pennsylvania. Here you can be who you are while spending 7 weeks with your BFFs. You live inbunks with your summer sisters where you gossip and have a great time 24/7. You dread waking up in the morning but you can never fall asleep at night. You live for camp spirit and hanging around camp. Only the people that go here understand what it is like to live 10 months for 2. We all bleed blue and gold.
Person: Omg what are you doing over the summer?
Me: Im going to Pine Forest Camp.
Person: Soooo lucky!
The ultimate county fair experience north of Antarctica. Located in pine city mn this white trash derby haven represents a national holiday for anyone within the county.
COUSIN 1"I was in the derby at the pine county fair, wanna fuck?"
COUSIN 2 "shit yeah!!"
An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.
Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.
Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!
When after being tased by local police one shits own pants, named for taser happy police departments record of 137 people tased in one week shitting own pants.
That stupid asshole Nick ran from the cops and ended up taking a Circle Pines deuce.
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then insertion of the pinky into the anus while fingering a woman; similar to the shocker, usually resulting in surprise and further refusal.
during foreplay with jasmin ronny slipped her the Pine River Sliver causing and immediate shock reaction and complaint.
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Pine Forest Camp is a camp located in the poconos. the camp is amazing! and the bunks are great although there are always terrible counselors. the hottest guys are the high senior tens of 2011 and the hottest girls are a mixture between varsity 2 and 3 and lodge two of 2011. if your looking for a place to go for the summer pine forest is where it's at. but make sure your cool before you come because the people are very judgmental. the only bad thing about this camp is that if your looking to hook up, you can't. key staff will always catch you in ted's so be careful.
person one: what did you do all summer
person two: i went to pine forest camp
person one: lucky!!!!
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When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.
Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
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