Soccer Piss

The act of kneeling down with one leg out and planted in the ground (in proposal like stance) and pissing discreetly. Appearing as if you are posing for a picture with your soccer buddies, yet pissing.

Girlfriend: My boyfriend is a thinker, see him posing over there just like the sculpture.

Guy buddy: He's actually taking a soccer piss. Look it up.

Piss Painter

One who will bring on the piss. Can be hired on google. Will couat you down for a reasonable price.

"That kid smelled like he was dipped in a vat of piss. Like he woke up that morning and said "Whoo! Bring on the piss!" and someone brought on the piss. I don't know who would bring piss on, but you can pretty much hire anybody on Google these days. Just type in Piss Painters and someone will coat you down for a reasonable price."

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Ass Piss

A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.

Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.

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pot to piss in

To have no money.

He doesnt have a pot to piss in.

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PISS JUGS

Simply put, a piss jug is any large vessel that houses ones urine for safe transportation to a landfill site.

Rays piss jugs ended up congesting up one entire end of the sunnydale dump..........

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quiet piss

NOTE: this definition applies to guys only (girls can't do a quiet piss)
when you aim your piss at a dry section of the toilet (usually just above the water line farthest from you), so it doesn't make as much noise as when you pee directly into the water

"hmm, i gotta pee, but everyone is sleeping. better do a quiet piss"

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piss kink

liking the feeling of holding piss.. beciase the “butterfly’s” or the “heartbeat”

what do you like?

“piss.. i have piss kink”
oh...

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