poof daddy

The greatest nick name for the best looking dogs. Generally loves barking, playing and sniffing all the perfect butts.

All poof daddy dogs are generally fully named 'Hugo'

"Omg is that poof daddy over there smelling that perfect but? !"yah it is... that's just his nick name though. His real name is Hugo"

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poof out

To sneak out of the house without your fellow household members knowing where you are, and not leave your loved ones any way of contacting you.

You forever poof out on us, so I might have to file a missing persons report.

I checked the kid's room in the morning only to find out he poofed out in the middle of the night.

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fucking poof

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)

bill

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Mcfart-poof

When you sneeze, cough, cum and shit yourself all at the same time!

Ooooh, I jus did a Mcfart-poof!.

Oh Man! Joey just let out a Mcfart-poof!

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Volksy poof

One who loves his volkswagon, but is clearly a butt fucking fairy man.

Chris: Look at my new Volksy.

Passer by: Your a Volksy poof!

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Poof

A man who shaves his legs and chest

Re DT - girls shave you poof!

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crack!damn!poof!

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)

See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"