olivia pope

A married man's mistress. A side piece.

"Man my Olivia Pope does things in the bedroom that my wife would NEVER do!"

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Pope-smoking

The act of smoking popes. Often occurs in the hut and usually involves holy water.

It wasn't my fault. I was pope-smoking and had some holy water and then the nargles took over. I didn't have a chance.

Are you pope-smoking?

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is the pope a nazi?

variant of the phrase "is the pope catholic?"; a response to a question for which the answer is obvious.

Maria: "Do you have to work tomorrow?"

Jesus: "Is the pope a nazi?"

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smack the pope

The act of masturbation; spin-off from flog the bishop.

Bobby O' likes to smack the pope.

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Pope G

An alcoholic shot known best for its success rate of clothing removal. The shot contains Wild Turkey, Patron, and 151.

Streaking is not an option when you shoot Pope G -- it's a reality.

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Brown Pope

In recognition of successful completion of orgasmic bliss, you thank your partner by blessing them with the gift of a cranial turd.

It was a deeply religious experience, she handled the serpent in the form of a one eyed trouser snake, and took holy water on her face, neck and chest. For her piety I saw fit to bestow a crown of corn, and name her the "Brown Pope"

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Pope Check

a term said to say "check behind you for adults that will yell at you for swearing!!!" really fast

Person 1: "Hey dude, ya i totally kicked this guys a..."
Person 2:"POPE CHECK!!!"
Security Guard at Person 1 and 2's school: "Hey, what did you kick, Person 1?"
Person 1: "His apple, we were playing soccer and we couldn't find a ball, so we used an apple."
Security guard: "OK...?"
Person 1: "Thanks dude. Anyway, I totally kicked this guy's ass yesterday."

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