If you poo and don’t have to whipe, you have experienced a posh scot
«I hardly used any toilet paper at the loo earlier»
«Why is that?»
«I had a posh scot!»
Pokey bum wank
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Posh wank
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Asphixi wank
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Cry and a wank
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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
Referred to a person who looks posh acts posh and all around is posh but hates to admit it, but everyone knows the truth usually with a big forehead
a nickname for a Joshua. He is the best guy u will meet and will make a joke out of anything. He can be obnoxious and annoying at times but he is the greatest friend any mate could have and if u are lucky enough to have a josh-posh he will stand up for u and won't expect the same. He is all around the best friend I could have
Guy1 josh just texted me... What u want josh-posh
30 minutes later
Hahaha... Bye josh-posh
when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception
Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day