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Posh Scot

If you poo and don’t have to whipe, you have experienced a posh scot

«I hardly used any toilet paper at the loo earlier»

«Why is that?»

«I had a posh scot

by Urban Scotsman August 29, 2017


Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022


Posh-Head

Referred to a person who looks posh acts posh and all around is posh but hates to admit it, but everyone knows the truth usually with a big forehead

Yo, what a posh-head she is

by 123melody April 24, 2019


josh-posh

a nickname for a Joshua. He is the best guy u will meet and will make a joke out of anything. He can be obnoxious and annoying at times but he is the greatest friend any mate could have and if u are lucky enough to have a josh-posh he will stand up for u and won't expect the same. He is all around the best friend I could have

Guy1 josh just texted me... What u want josh-posh
30 minutes later
Hahaha... Bye josh-posh

by the-bird February 26, 2018


posh wank

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank

"how was sarah in bed?" "aw mate, shes a posh wank"

by your mums hot water bottle October 29, 2022


posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022


Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception

Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day

by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020