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The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.
When a male or female keep rape ing people even little kids or lie about being rape to lock up innocent people they hate and envy. They get the final punishment. A male gets his dick cut off and and a female get the inside of her pussy burned with hot fire and cook the meat inside alll the way through. So it can’t be use to have sex anymore. They even black mail people to have save with them or bribe police to rape people. Even little kids get these punishment for lying about adults that didn’t rape. A lot of people control freaks and love to be in power and abuse it.
I have no mercy for these kind of people. No discussion sentence to final punishment.
When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte
Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!
When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.
John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.
John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.
Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.
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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?
I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.
And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?
Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious
I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what
You could always do the kid punisher
Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls
To be King punisher is to be ruthless and merciless to all of evil. You would assassinate all of the bad in the world.