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FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!

A thing used to punish anti-FGers. This punishment causes the FG numbers to be unleashed and then jumpscare you at a random number of dB that is loud, and then forces you to love FG.

Teacher: Do not talk trash about Fictional Googology!
Some random anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
*the fictional googology numbers jumpscare Some random anti-FGer*
Some random anti-FGer: oh crap! I have been jumpscared! my b#lls hurt from my timbers beying shivered! Great. Just Great. Now i have to love Fictional Googology.

by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024


The Ultimate Punisher

The Ultimate Punisher is a sexual position frequently enjoyed by people named Mike and Josh. It is when a person slowly sucks the toe of his partner, then eventually envelopes the entire foot in his mouth. He then bites down as hard as he can and bites off the foot in one fell swoop leaving blood dripping everywhere. He then spits out the foot and proceeds to cum on it.

Hot girl: "Why are you a paraplegic? "
Hotter girl: Oh, mike and josh both did the Ultimate Punisher on me."

by the_toe_lover69 February 11, 2022


pumpkin punisher

When one inserts their pork sword into a pumpkin then proceeds to shove it into a females mouth repeatedly, making it taste like a pumpkin spiced latte

Aye cuz I did the pumpkin punisher last night!

by Pumpkin Punisher October 29, 2020


Gluten For Punishment

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

...........................................

Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

by gnostic3 December 11, 2022


The Punishment of Athena

When a girl (or boy) gives a blowjob to a guy and after he ejaculates she keeps sucking until eventually the male cums for a 2nd time, causing extraordinary discomfort and sensitivity to the penis. If the the giver of the blowjob does this a 3rd time, the recipient can actually take them to court because doing that is illegal.

John: Why is Billy staying home today?
Roger: I heard Sarah gave him The Punishment of Athena.

John: Damn! He should give her a Mexican Avalanche if she did that to him. That's scary.
Roger: We should say a prayer for him.

by PrinceVince August 4, 2017


American Punishment

A punishment where one physically attacks or abuses someone to such a degree to the point where they are bleeding or have suffered multiple injuries, often serious. Sometimes accompanied by extreme insults revolving around being a shitty person

When I asked my girlfriend if I could give her abusive dad an American Punishment, she very enthusiastically said yes and that she’ll have sex with me 5 days a week if I did that.

by YuOfTheNight September 2, 2020


Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 23, 2020