From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.
The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.
You will never know who Secretive Plotter is
Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can
Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"
the act of being a weeaboo but in secret and not admitting it to anyone
oh that gay dude George is a secret weeaboo
Verb. To sneak up on somebody or to do something stealthily.
Mike - "I had to secret spy my way into that ho's house through the front door while her parents were asleep.. best night of my life."
Dillon - "Man, you're a badass. I wish I could be more like you."
a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out
“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”
Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.
OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.
what both man an women can enjoy
men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments
Example 1: "close laptop"
friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website
you:yep
Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok