Shit Session

When Jeff Session is appointed Attorney General

Oh man, what a major Shit Session in the senate.

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session beer

A session beer is what a beer snob drinks when he wants to get plastered. Session beers are at least moderately expensive.

"Guinness is a good session beer, but I prefer Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale."

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mid session depression

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

karate chop in session

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

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fanny pube session

A gathering of two or more people to discuss, compare and show each other their fannys. It helps if you are good friends.

Participants in these meetings are usually fans of getting it waxed. Discussions tend to revolve around:

-smooth results after waxing
-how much one gets taken off
-ingrown hairs and how to remove them

There is usually a practical element so make sure you bring your tweezers!

Gatherings can be planned or spontaneous, but be warned: bushes are frowned upon.

"I've got a nasty ingrown, what should I do about it?"

"Let's have a fanny pube session and decide together."

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"I came home and walked in on all my flatmates having a fanny pube session."

Dr. Phil session

A serious conversation, usually between male friends, where life problems are discussed and sometimes resolved. A conversation about feelings, very similar to a heart-to-heart conversation, where one person takes the lead in offering advice and attempts to help the other person or people through their problems, sometimes resulting in an emotional breakthrough. A cheaper alternative to celebrity psychologist/t.v. host Dr. Phil McGraw.


Note: It is much easier for men to have a Dr. Phil session, rather than a heart-to-heart conversation, with each other because it is widely seen as being more masculine, and therefore more socially acceptable.

Tom: Did Larry tell you about all the problems he's having with his girlfriend?

Dave: Yeah, we totally had a Dr. Phil session the other night.

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make out session

when you make out for long period(s) of time.

"I had a mean make out session with some boy at a gig"

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