Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.
Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir
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Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.
wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore
grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?
The man with the largest penis in the current room.
Man, I wish I was Pete Davidson, he always gets to be the shaft sheriff.
A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.
Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.
To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.
Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.
Cumming in hot
Pumping shaft, and or;
Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp
Jerking off
Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.
Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.