mayonnaise shuffle

when a guy is super pissed at someone, so he masturbates and uses his semen-covered hand to slap the jackass

The bastard keyed my car, so i unleashed the mayonnaise shuffle on that motherfucker.

The Westside Shuffle

What is the west side shuffle you may ask?

Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”

“Yo fuck that light homie hit the westside shuffle”

Shuffle Breaking

The empowerment of oneself after they break the cycle of the itunes/ipod shuffle.

When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.

chinaman shuffle

When passenger (most notably on the TTC in Toronto) turns their knees to the side to let you in or out of your window seat instead of standing up for 3 seconds so that you can enter or exit the seat without obstructions.

I almost tripped getting out of my seat because the guy in aisle seat did the chinaman shuffle

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Ali shuffle

Muhammad Ali's footwork while boxing.

- while ya` watched his feet , he used to punch ya` right in da nose.

- Nuthin' bfeeded Alah` shuffle, man.

- once he said: " dere be no shame in goin` down, da shame be in staying down ".

-...hehehe...a lot uh boxers stayed down with his Ali shuffle.

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Teapot Shuffle

The pose adopted by one downloading porn; double clicking with one hand and spanking off with the other. The participant's silhouette is reminiscent of the actions of the well known nursery rhyme 'I'm a little teapot'

My cleaner walked in on me while I was doing the the teapot shuffle.

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iPod shuffle

The newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively.

Clyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was released

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