When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock
If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.
when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you
The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.
A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole
Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.
A catchy song. As referenced on the Longmont Potion castle track "Molecular Lionel"
Have you heard the new single by Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.
A very catchy song, as referenced on the Longmont Potion Castle track "Molecular Lionel".
Have you heard that new single from Molecular Lionel? It's a real ear slammer.
This dirty gem of poverty is a concoction made by mixing a 40z of Old English and a Four Loko. For 5 dollars you can make yourself some nasty looking mopwater that tastes surprisingly good and will most assuredly get you slammed.
I'm broke af let's get a streetside slammer
A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.
Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.
New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.
You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.