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Sloth God

That lazy dude who aint about it

Sloth God-He wont be out here cause hes to lazy

by Swim God November 5, 2016


jungle sloth

An over-righteous, pretenticous know-it-all chubby chaser with an addiction to making people feel dumber than it is.

that person in our class is such a "jungle sloth"

by sloth hunter101 March 21, 2011


Sloth Coot

A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.

My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...

by P Dangerously August 30, 2011


slothing out

staying at home with no intent of doing anything but lounging around all day being lazy, wearing ratty yet comfortable clothing.

Hey man you wanna go see a movie tonight?

Nah, I just plan on "slothing out" tonight.

by muddieddesire March 22, 2012


Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 29, 2017


Sour Sloth

The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016


sloth station

A 'Sloth Station' is when a mattress is placed in front of a TV in the living room. The Sloth Station usually sucks you in, causing sudden shifts of mood, Increased heart rate, high amounts of euphoria and increased levels of extreme laziness. A Sloth Station can last in front of the tv for weeks and sometimes even months. If you find yourself slothing on the station you are probably at the lowest point of your life, and are probably regretting the zinger box you just eat aswell. The sloth station is life but also a disease. It is usually comes out after a big weekend on the whipper.

Jake -Fuck im scattered cunt... Sam- should we pull out the sloth station? Jake- Does a bear crap in the woods?

by Melted yogurt September 25, 2020