Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?
Phil: maybe?
Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil
Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do
male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.
Spork it before you fork it, man.
There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.
Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.
IT IS A SHOOTING BELLOW EATING SHEEP, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A REALLY WEIRD WEIRDO, SO YA
wow, they are so weird, no wonder their name is dinkle spork
When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.
When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.