surf city

Santa Cruz CA...NOT Huntington Beach damn it!

Just thought I'd get that in there.

Huntington beach person: were Surf City!
Me: its Santa Cruz damn it!
Huntington beach person:Uhh....
Me:Santa Cruz!

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surf & turf

A dinner with steak and lobster or shrimp.

At the cheap restaurant, the surf & turf comes with shrimp. At the five star one, it comes with lobster.

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Cloud surfing

(Aviation) The practice of flying a VFR aircraft very close to the tops of the clouds. Generally illegal in US airspace.

Captain Booty went cloud surfing in his Pitts.

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deadline surfing

A deadline is approaching, there is 20 person-days of work to-be-done, and 5 workdays in front of you. While you wade through the doable tasks, more work piles up behind you faster and faster, pushing you towards the deadline. Then, the wave breaks, either you surf straight out of it with confidence and speed (you successfully finish work) or you crash and fall into the whitewater (which experienced deadline surfers call the "stuck inside a washing machine mayhem").

The deadline arrives, washes every crashed surfer on shore, while the experienced riders swim out to catch the next one.

"I love deadlines, I love the sound they make when they swoosh by".
Douglas Adams

"Sorry, can we reschedule to later? I am currently deadline surfing for the deadline tomorrow".

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freeway surfing

verb. the action of quickly and fluidly moving a motor vehicle from outside lane to exit or vice versa, usually without aid of a signal.

You don't see too much freeway surfing on the I-5 anymore...just north of the grapevine.

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Metro surfing

Riding on the Washington, D.C. Metro (underground, subway) while not holding onto anything, hence giving the sensation that you are "surfing" in the car on the tracks, trying to stay upright while the car twists and turns.

Source: my friend Tara, who lives in DC, introduced me to this term.

Metro surfing becomes that much funnier to watch when people have been drinking.

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gutter surfing

riding a surfboard or like object down the rushing stream of water of a street curb gutter.

Its raining hard, lets go gutter surfing!

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