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I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.
david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one!
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David is a handsome, smart and talented man. He will make any girl happy by his humorous personality. He is sweet and caring and is the best boy any girl could date. He is always the centre of attention out of all boys. So lovely. Extremely charming and will make any girl miss him. Isn't mean at all. Attention attracter. I miss my bf david, he's sooooo lovely!
David is a handsome, smart and talented man.
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David is typically anyones relative. Anyone you meet will undoubtedly have a David as an uncle. They're typically prone to have anger issues and are in general a bit odd. There isn't a David who will not at one point make you think "wow, what a dick". David's usually will have an alcohol problem, accompanied by a potty mouth and have at least once done drugs. These are the type of people who will flip the finger at you while driving.
David : *sneezes*
Person 1 :
David : "BLESS YOU" WAS THAT
Person 2 : bless you..
David : I WONT TOLERATEE !!!!@@1111!!1
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A little boiiiiii who needs to stop having potato aim on forknife and needs to get a life. David makes the scariest face to ever be seen.
David, stop making that face, it's not sexy it's just scary!
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Such a good guy! He’s funny, sweet, intelligent, and everything you want. He has brown hair and bright blue-green eyes. David likes to watch Big Mouth on Netflix. He has a bit of an odd mind, but you’ll like him a lot and you’ll click with him. He has high grades in most classes. His weak point in academics is Social Studies/History. His self confidence is an 8/10. He’s pretty content with his life.
David likes someone who’s pro-vaccine, funny, and HUMAN, but he hasn’t really thought about it much. He just wants a person that he loves and that loves him back. No physical preference, either. Just convince David that you are a good spouse, and he’ll keep you!!! Keep him close, it’s difficult to come across David!
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He will alway be on your side if he loves you. He's the best at relationships and will always play around even tho he really loves you. He usually is taken.
Girl 1:omg angelina your so lucky I'm so jealous you have David
angelin:lol thx he's the best I love him so much
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Davids have a really loud laugh, and they will laugh at the stupidest things for hours on end. Davids also have a very ugly mustaches that their friends constantly tell to shave off. Davids also love to decorate their rooms with posters of little kitties. They also eat extremely slow, and they also eat a lot. Davids also enjoy spending their nights watching a ton of Brazilian Fart Porn. Davids also take a really long to get ready to go out somewhere. Davids are really good friends, yolo.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen all those cat posters John has been buying?"
Guy 2:"Ya, he's turning into a David."
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