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Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.
The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.
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A woman whose vigorous gyrations during the horizontal mambo can be likened to the reloading action of the water-cooled, belt-fed 'L6 Wombat Anti Tank Rifle'.
"Christ almighty," Barked Maltravers. "My old chap is the colour of an Icelandic sunset after tussling with that native gel!"
"Keen on the rumpo, was she?" inquired Wilberforce looking up from his copy of 'the felchers gazette'.
"Keen?!!" spluttered Maltravers. "She went at it like a belt fed wombat!!!"
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Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.
"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."
In 1999 3 black males killed a feaderal officer and sold it on e-bay for 44.00 and it had 74 bids.
Niggas remember 99 when them 3 niggas killed a fed got 9 to life -lil b
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Boy 1: What do you want for dinner?
Girl 1: Anywhere that has GRASS-FED BEEF
Girl 2: I'm on a new diet that consists of only GRASS-FED BEEF
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Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him
K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney
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When the cops raid your crib to look for drugs
Tay: Yo the feds did a sweep
Nick: Bruh what thats some bullshit yo
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