to give a mexican marshmallow is to piss on a small ball of toilet paper, and then throwing it at someone else.
Steve was being a little bitch the other day so I gave him a good ol' Mexican Marshmallow.
The use of anabolics.
Are you on the Mexican supplements bro?
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The system of cooling off a car by rolling down the windows.
Bob: It's a hundred degrees out - I can't believe your car doesn't have air conditioning.
John: Shut up. It has Mexican AC - just roll down the window.
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A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
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The lid off of a 5 gallon drywall compound or paint bucket, found in profusion on job sites everywhere. Called such because of the high number of latin americans employed in the drywall and paint trade.
Juan, the job site is cluttered, pick up all those mexican frisbees and throw them in the dumpster before lunch.
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An increase in responsibility or workload without an increase in pay.
I was excited when the boss promoted me to busboy, but when I discovered I would still make $9.92 an hour, I realized it was a mexican promotion."
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The only food worth having to take an epic shit after eating.
Mexican food is just that good.
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