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A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.
That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.
A person who can do an unholy amount of acid and be unfazed by what they have experienced.
How does he do that and just come to school the next day? He is the Tab Monster.
My own type of fail. Pronounced "Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail" (fading).
Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!
Guy 2: Your face!
10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!
Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail
A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.
Snooki is the progenitor of all Snooki Monster kind.
View Monster is an album created by the band “Lemon Demon” made by one person (Neil Cicierega)
Its album name and cover is a spin off of the old toy “View Master”
“My favorite album is “View Monster!””
When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.
Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.
Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.
Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. Recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to Republican Bushism.
You: "I just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster."
Me: "Don't disrespect my heritage!"