After-shit

After-shit is piss, toilet water, or any other bodily fluids that either splash up onto your butthole or the even more disgusting, that you sit on when having a Shit baby or accidentally sitting on a toilet seat after some other ass hat had a Shit baby and didn't clean it up.

Ryan: "SHIT!"
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."

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After Shits

After you shit and get a good clean ass. an hour later you notice some after shit in your ass.

It seem like every time I shit...I have to wipe my ass again an hour later because of After Shits

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After Hours

1. can refer to a feeling of depression, sadness, heartbreak,etc after 1:00 or 2:00 AM.
2. the 4th Studio Album released by Canadian R&B singer The Weeknd.

1. Yo why tf so I feel so sad?
it’s because you have an After Hours.
2.Yo, do you have After Hours?
Hell yeah, absolute banger.

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after-burner

An insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.

Not related to After Burner Fart

Mark: "Janet, you're decorative."
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."

Hours later...

Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."

Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.

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after the fact

A euphemism for "after intercourse".

"The National Institutes of Health convened a group of experts that year to address the question 'What is the scientific evidence on the effectiveness of latex male condom-use sic to prevent STD transmission during vaginal intercourse?'

Most of the relevant published studies, they found, didn't use the kind of experimental design you'd want to see – i.e., prospective design, in which the researcher compiles data by following the subjects' behavior going forward, rather than gathering data after the fact."

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the after burners

a bad case of diarea so bad that it burns your butt hole. this usualy follows the eating og spicy foods, and sometimes require the participant to strip down naked, turn out the lights, and splash water on themselvs as to not over heat during this brutal act.

dude, those tacos i ate last night gave me a bad case of the after burners

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Go in after

Have sex with somebody who has had alot of partners

Go in after is used in a profane term, meaning having multiple sex partners

John: I get pussy all the time, you wanna fuck?

Destiny: Sorry, I don't go in after bitches!

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