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Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.
Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics
"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"
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If you arrive at a social event and the vast majority of females there are ugly then the said event has a bad case of UglyBitches.
Man, I walked in there looked around and knew that his party had a bad case of uglybitches.
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A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.
Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.
Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...
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Is when you lie so much, you forget what you lied about.
Chris lies about so much stuff he cant remember what he lies about. He cant even keep his lies straight, " he must have Liezheimers Disease."
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when you laugh so hard for a long extent of time, you catch the LOLkinheimerz disease
Omg!!! i have to stop laughing or i will catch the LOLkinheimerz Disease!
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A serious condition in which a man forgets the existence of his genitalia, specifically, his testicles. The onset of this disease usually occurs under certain circumstances. When a man is in a relationship in which his every move is controlled and dictated by his partner, he is said to carry the main symptom of Ballzheimer's Disease. During social activity with others of his gender, the victim is said to regain his lost balls, however, once his partner returns or makes her presence known, the victim quickly relapses into having Ballzheimer's. This disease is usually observed in one sided relationships, where the woman is dominant.
"Hey, what happened to John last night? We were at the bar and he got a text from katie, then left frantically saying he was gonna miss the grey's anatomy marathon."
I worry about John. I think he's developing Ballzheimer's Disease.
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A girl that's hot but you can tell she's gotten around too much.
Guy 1: "What about this chick?"
Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"
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