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Sex manifested into gun form
"Being shot by a Desert Eagle is like being kicked by Chuck Norris"
"rofl i only need ma desert eagle to 0wn u n00bz on css! :p"
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The genitals of a large and majestic bird.
Often used in potions.
Harry Potter: Why isn't this bloody potion working?
Hermione: We were low on eagle penis.
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A mating call used by insignificant rednecks that warns other people to stay away unless they want rabies and to fail at everything they attempt to do.
Drunk Man: War Eagle! *burp*
Alabama Fan: We'd better stay away from him....he only has one championship.
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When a woman is on her hands and knees taking 5 penis', one in each hand, 1 in her mouth, 1 in her anus and one in her vagina, and squawk like an eagle.
Last night I got a greedy eagle, does that make me a slut?
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being tag teamed by two members of the eastern michigan wrestling team
a girl was talking to two different wrestlers on the team and met up with one of them for a date or so she thought when the other one showed up and the two gave her a double eagle!
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When one makes Eagle noises while spreading legs and flapping arms during sexual intercourse.
Hey, do you wanna try the spreading eagle tonight?
oooh, kinky
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Noun: When a woman has outstretched vagina lips.
Verb (Eagle Lipping): When a man grabs a woman's vagina lips and abruptly pulls down; thus, permanently extending them.
Beth's Eagle Lips are so enormous that she wants to have plastic surgery to become sexually attractive.
The one occasion during which Beth came close to engaging in sexual intercourse, was interrupted by a sharp eagle lipping by a rowdy teenager.
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