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a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse
John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.
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" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing
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Where a person's face is sooo fucking ugly.
That ho over there needs a can of fix a face.
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to get fucked in the ass. It came about from a female who was talking about a mechanic, she wanted him to fix her radiator, then fuck her in the ass.
mechanic #1: that old bitch over there asked if anyone here can "fix my radiator", and i told her you could.
mechanic #2: oh hell no!
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A Portuguese holiday where the men get to have two beers while they mend their fishing nets.
Falls on the Friday two weeks before Christmas.
Co worker 1: Where is Jeff today?
Co worker 2: It's Fix-A-Net day, so he had to stay home and be with his family.
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OK, let's get a few things straight. We need to save this site. If you REALLY want to be noticed, try not repelling people from the site with defenitions of things like shovel penis and dickhead. Not needed. Just not good everyone. try harder. Please. For the good of the site. Help make Urban Dictionary great AGAIN!
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to get fucked or oral sex, can only be yelled from a passing car to predistrians
<passing car> FIX MY SINK MAR FUCKER
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