fort chip

a great place to date/marry/have kids with any relatives and ppl would actually back you up and stand up for that💀

it’s so fucking isolated, like legit no road out unless it’s the winter road (ice road)

cops there don’t give a shit and so many pedo’s🤮

Fort Chipewyan /ˈtʃɪpəwaɪən, -pwaɪ-, ˈtʃɪpəwən/, commonly referred to as Fort Chip, is a hamlet in northern Alberta, Canada, within the Regional Municipality (RM) of Wood Buffalo.4 It is located on the western tip of Lake Athabasca, adjacent to Wood Buffalo National Park, approximately 223 kilometres (139 mi) north of Fort McMurray.

yo bro, where tf are we??

says fort chip-why-an here.

where tf is fort chipewyan?!

fort knife

When people choose to mock Fortnite and Say "Fort knife"

1. Everybody plays Fort-knife these days
2. "Do you play Pub-g?" No I play Fort knife

Fort Recovery

Fort recovery has the hottest boys around and usually they are single. Also, they have a bunch of hoes there so usually the boys don’t fall for them. Finally, the boys are really country there and can’t be city slickers because they practically live in the smallest town in the world. They also love to hunt!

Friend: Where that hot boy from?
You:Fort Recovery!

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Fort Wayne

A city in northeast indiana containing:

1) 250,000 people

2) middle-classed hicks who think they're rich because they golf who go to horrible restaurants with menus on a clever, just because they're over priced

3) Second-rate universities (IPFW: I Paid For What?), unaccredited scam schools and diploma mills

4) Underaged self-proclaimed "thugs" who live downtown and brag about smoking catnip

5) A trashy dive that pretends to be "the largest nightclub in the midwest"

6) Women who for some reasons get fat and worn-out within months after high school

7) Corn

8) Farm animals and the men who love them

Wait, you actually moved to Fort Wayne to come to school? Are you stupid?!

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Fort Smith

1. an unrealized industrial backwater town straddling the borders of Arkansas and Oklahoma in the United States.

2. a certified methamphetamine hub.

The air smells of dog food and broken spirits. I believe we are in Fort Smith.

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Guinea Fort

An ugly, oversized, squarish, box-like house built by a low quality Italian builder. They are usually covered in fake stones, stucco, brick, or other masonry. They also tend to not fit the neighborhood, and the guineas that move into them tend to act like niggers.

P1 "Did you see that new Guinea Fort Tony and Vinny are building down the street?"
P2 "Yeah, I cant wait to see the Guinea Pison Niggers that mvoe into that dump.
P3" "That Guinea Fort is the ugliest house on the block. It looks like a fuckin' square."

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Build a fort

Get under the blankets and have one person on top while having sex

U should come over so we can build a fort.

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