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Guido JR is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out penis (surgical vag)
Man, did you smell that Guido JR today? Damn, smelled like french toast dipped in shit!
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Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.
My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.
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A person with an Italian and Lebanese nationality, because of the whole Italian, Guido/Guidette fad, many of these people become very fond of their Italian culture and ignorant to their Lebanese culture. Although these 1st generation cultures are very alike, many Italian, Lebanese people try to hide or disown the fact that they are Lebanese. This making them able to say they are %100 Guido/Guidette and can hit the clubs just like the dying stars from Jersey Shore.
"I told you I don't eat lebanese food, I quit that shit!"-common Lebanese Guido thing to say
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when you do ur girl from the back while eating her out.
My girl loved the dirty guido i gave her.
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Where you can find a large group of Hot Italian Guys who fit the "Guido" stereotype. Where you can find a large group of any Italian men all in one place. Ex. Little Italy, Staten Island...
Cute boys...Let's follow them to Guido Central!
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They are an ethnic group of half breeds (Italian/Argentine) from the middle of Indonesia/Sicily and they migrated to Patagonia in Argentina. They set up tents called "All'hupwa", Which is spelled in English how it sounds. Moving as tribes, many Argentine Guidos have their own customs and traditions. One of the most famous rituals is the "Gárgara de Pelotas". It entails the beating of a cowhide while purging the soul by swimming in goat blood and eating dog scrotum. Currently the Argentine Govornment is trying to crack down hard on this ritual because many castrated dogs survive and live unhappy lives and animal rights organizations, such as PETA or the ASPCA, are opposing the natives and their customs.
"Yo look at dos crazy mofos! Dey must b Argentine Guidos or some sh@tt like that."
"Sorry we don't allow Argentine Guidos into this building"
"Please stop castrating my dog. You are like an Argentine Guido or something!!"
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A short guido looking kid who thinks he's good at dancing and has his ears pierced. Also enjoys showing off his abs.
yo, guido pirate, waddup man?
julain buckey
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