Phelps

Being so bad you get removed from your club up the bum style

Noncey Phelps

Phelps

Noun, singular.
Plural: "Phelps" or "Phelpses"
A man with an unattractive (possibly repellent) face and a smokin'-hot body. The individual in question (the "phelps") is generally assumed to be Caucasian...like the swimmer-slash-mental-health-spokesmodel.

I miss that Yahoo group where people used to post pics of hot naked guys with ugly faces. It's crazy, but I love me a good phelps.

Phelp

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up

adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:

Phelps

verb (used without object)
to act in a manner so vile while attempting to forward one's cause/interests that one only succeeds in engendering feelings within the general populace/audience that are opposed to one’s cause/interests.

Passed: Phelpsed

Origin: From Fred Phelps, an anti-LGBT activist whose methods were so vile they engendered feelings within the general populace in favor of the LGBT cause.

The anarchists phelpsed when they burned down the orphanage. The Trump supporters phelpsed when they stormed the Capitol.

phelps

to destroy in an Olympic medal-worthy way.

The US basketball team is phelpsing the competition right now.
I straight phelpsed that kitty kat last night. Oh wait, this is her calling me now. . .

phelp

to swim; you no longer swim you phelp. Michael Phelps was just amazing in the Olympics.

Lets go phelping!

Pulling a Phelps

Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.

I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.