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Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.
Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir
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When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.
"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".
The flesh of a woman's taint separating two penises during an act of double penetration.
"Damn I thought that girls Shaft Spacer was going to split last night. "
"OMG that shaft spacer was stretched to the max bro"
A dick that’s so big it could used as a bo staff. Almost like a broom stick!
“Oh my God you hooked up with Michael last night?”
“You know it girl... he had a real bo-shaft!”
When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.
A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.
Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.
To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.