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An alternate name for mini feed on Facebook, emphasizing its stalkeresque nature. Especially the feed on the home page of Facebook.
No, I wasnt creeping on your profile, the stuff just comes up on stalker feed!
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One who derives pleasure from watching others workout so that he or she can duplicate their workout.
Commonly gets the most pleasure from doing slightly more, like an extra mile on a run, and claiming to "win".
Workout stalkers often friend you in online fitness social apps like Nike+, FitBit, or Strava so that they can easily observe their victims.
Closely related to the one upper.
Kris: "I must admit, this new competitive James is a breath of fresh air."
James: "I'm not competing."
Kris: "You are. You're doing real good with the running and the biking lately. Your Nike Fuel is being earned really good."
James: "Dont be such a workout stalker."
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One who enjoys stalking flights on their computer screen from the comfort of their home usually on the popular website of FlightAware.com
I know where the Mets charter flight is in the air,dude don't be a FlightAware stalker.
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(Stalker Love):
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.
2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.
Some call it a stalking some call it Love.
In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
Lenore:"That Mary is such a stalker, she needs to move on and quit sending Tim and his new gf Sally messages. It's sick."
Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."
Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."
Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."
Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"
Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
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The facebook button at the bottom of pages that says "Older posts..." Until then, you were just seeing what's up. Once you press that button, you have entered "stalker status."
Janice, you need to get over your ex and stop looking at his facebook. You are so obsessed, you clicked his stalker button five times.
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one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.
Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.
Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
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Someone with absolutely no life, who resorts to watching the lives of other people to an increasingly obsessive level in order to amuse themselves. Usually elderly neighbours checking out the new cute kid on the block.
Johnno: Hey Robbo, coming to the game later?
Robbo: Nah dude, some new family moved in across the road. They got a 6 year old daughter, so my dad wants to spend some quality time with me.
Johnno: Dude, don't be such a visual stalker.