Lizzy Switch

when a female creature (a woman) goes from absolutely loving the idea of a relationship with whom she deems to be the greatest man she's come across and then suddenly reverses her opinions and becomes a devil woman, pushing the once greatest guy in the world as far away as possible. like a leper.

guy 1: "wtf happened with you and that girl?"
guy 2: "...she flipped her damn lizzy switch!"
guy 1: "oh shit, that's messed up."

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pull a switch on

to replace something with something else

I figure you went to Emergency to pull a switch on the slug they took out of the victim.

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bacon switch

To "slip" and plow the stink in the midst of hitting the pink.

I gave that ho the ol' bacon switch last night, then finished her off with a yankee candle.

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bitch switch

A protective mechanism that disengages the brain when subjected to sustained verbal abuse.

Hey, the boss may have mentioned the project - but it must have been after my bitch switch had tripped during one of his hour-long tirades.

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swag switch

The act of turning off or on your player skills.

I forgot to turn off my swag switch last night.

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the window switch

you and you're buddy have to secretly plan this, and you have to be cool with your buddy fucking your girl.

when having sex with your girlget her over to a window, have your buddy quietly and quickly switch with you so now he is fucking the girl. then you run around outside to the window and wave to the girl

me and my bud pissed this girl off when we pulled the window switch on her

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Cincinnati Switch

When a woman tries to drunk rape you. You stick a lit stick of dynamite in her vagina and yell "Cincinnati Switch!" and jump out of the nearest window.

Colleen was being a bitch so i pulled a Cincinnati Switch

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