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The raised, angular position that the thumbs assume as they engage in texting, striking alternately left and right.
An added further feature may be the (scorpion) claw, an extended index finger that wraps around a Red Bull or other beverage while texting or otherwise interacting with a handheld electronic device.
On hearing the incoming text alert, her scorpion thumbs snapped into position, ready to strike.
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The Kentucky thumb is used to plug gaping holes in jugular veins of Kentucky people after a firearm detonation.
My .50Cal blew up and I had to use The Kentucky Thumb to keep me alive on the way to the hospital.
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The ancient phallic symbol of male virility, used today as a means of confirmation or approval.
That ignorant woman flashed me the thumbs-up.
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At some point over the years, a ring on the thumb became a subtle yet ubiquitous signifier for queer women.
Did you see her thumb ring? Do you think she's into women, too?
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Pain of the thumb from excessive use of a blackberry device keyboard
I spent three hours a day checking email and now I've got a case of blackberry thumb
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When your wiping yourself and your thumb accidentally breaks through the toilet paper and gets "dirty".
Dude! I dropped the kids off at the pool last night and got covered in thumb butter when I was wiping with that cheap paper my wife buys!
Awww man that is the worse!
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When you slip you thumb into a stripers vagina while putting a note between her legs. Will usually get you kicked out of the strip club.
I gave that skank the dirty thumb.
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