The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

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Trucker Splash

Any nasty public restroom, gas station or rest stop toilet with violent fecal remnant residue.

Man, did you see the trucker splash all over that gas station toilet?

Trucker Tuesday

After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.

Cold Window just played their last song, now it’s time to “Trucker Tuesday” the night.

Trucker Triangle

The triangle shaped shit mark on the back of a toilet seat from a dirty ass found mostly in truckstop bathrooms.

Dude, skip the first stall! There's a trucker triangle the size of the great pyramids!

Trucker Tuck

Like a french tuck, but less fancy.

I didn't want to tuck my shirt in all the way, so I trucker tucked it.

Trucker phone

CB Radio

Traffics backed up again better bust out the ol' trucker phone!

brother trucker

Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.

Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"