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To throw it in the bin.
Send me the incident report and I’ll file it.
Send me the info and I’ll put it in the file.
While standing in a line at the gas station, a minority woman standing in front of you will 'look at you' and then nonchalantly say to the minority woman behind the counter, file. At the counter as you are paying, the woman hears her self saying a disparaging comment to herself and says he a file.
Minority woman to you: Say he a eh uh file
File, a Sack o' shit wandering about on the internet. You may find them on Amino and such. That's it.
"File is a big pain in the fucking ass."
Gun with a filed off serial number
"Hello sir, in shady alleyway, I'd like to purchase a filed-off serial gun!"
The computer file hosts is an operating system file that maps hostnames to IP addresses. It is a plain text file. Originally a file named HOSTS.TXT was manually maintained and made available via file sharing by Stanford Research Institute for the ARPANET membership, containing the hostnames and address of hosts as contributed for inclusion by member organizations. The Domain Name System, first described in 1983 and implemented in 1984,1 automated the publication process and provided instantaneous and dynamic hostname resolution in the rapidly growing network. In modern operating systems, the hosts file remains an alternative name resolution mechanism, configurable often as part of facilities such as the Name Service Switch as either the primary method or as a fallback method.
That website is blocked by my HOSTS file
A haunted file is a file in a law firm where something bad happens every time it is touched almost as if the spirits are angry.
Steve: "Hey Jenn, are you okay you look upset?"
Jenn: "I was all ready to go away for the weekend but then I got an email from the other side in the Jones file that they have filed an emergency motion so now I'm gonna be in the office all weekend."
Steve: "Did you touch that file before you got that email?"
Jenn: "Yeah, I did a quick check of the critical dates to ensure they were in my calendar"
Steve: "Yep, you touched the haunted file and now the spirits are angry with you"
Typically used in Law Firms this concept can also be extended into any professional field with minor modification.
Mike the electrician: "Damn I installed a GFCI and then had to spend 4 hours fault detecting"
Joe the electrician: "Let me guess MANUFACTUROR X?"
Mike: "Yeah how did you know?"
Joe: "They make haunted parts, if you put them in a house the spirits get angry"
Why oh why did I touch the Haunted File, I didn't even need to.