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A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.
Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
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Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
Oi you smelly Oxygen Thief, get a fucking job
Andrew Paul is an oxygen thief
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One who delights in the theiving of, and/or the destruction of the mucus like membrane which seperates the girls from the whores.
Luther loves it when people refer to him as a Hymen Thief.
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Someone who steals or tries to claim that a particular phrase, word or common lexicon was made up or invented by themselves.
That Jettie, thinks she invented the word wanklette, bladdy word thief! It's so obviously mine!
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One who steals panties for sexual purposes and enjoys sniffing them and keeping them in his (or her) pocket. Also, one who can't get laid so he sniffs whatever is closest.
see:pantysniffer and gregory wong
Oh no! The panty thief stole my thong again. Oh my God, why does Gregory Wong have a thong in his hand?!?
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when somebody steals a photo. done using poses or facial expressions, this however is usually trumped when some joker decides to flop his cock out.
ah joe stole that photo, kodak thief, oh no wait look over there bens got his jack out.
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When a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the knob cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.
"Stacey is a Cobbler Thief cos she got ben in trouble. He's lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw."
"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"
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