teddy geiger

Perfect example of what is wrong with today's music scene. It seems that all these shitty musicians like Teddy Geiger and James Blunt are on top, while real musicians like Yngwie Malmsteen and such fail to achieve mainstream success. This of course is probably due to their fans who are just as pathetic themselves (dumb chicks who think these guys are hot or stupid guys who think they're good) Either way Teddy Geiger sucks and is almost as crappy as his music. It's sad that these losers are on top of the world. Any fan of his doesn't know shit about music and shouldn't even be allowed to touch a guitar. Fact is Teddy Geiger sucks and Malmsteen, Vai, or even Satriani, all could tear him a new ass in their sleep.

Guy 1- "Like omg dude look at Teddy Geiger playing 'For You I Will' he's so cool man."
Guy 2- "Uhh dude Teddy Geiger isn't that great his music is shit compared to others..."
Guy 1-"Shut up man, he's better than your Malmsteen and Led Zeppelin!"
Guy 2-*sigh*

85👍 207👎

teddy pendergrass

Garbage weed. aka dirt

I need to get that Al Green but all i can find is that Teddy Pendergrass.

14👍 24👎

Teddy up

Told to someone your about to play fight, slap box, or tackle them.

"Oh lol u keep playing with me TEDDY UP!"

3👍 4👎

teddy bear

when someone with a hairy ass goes to the bathroom takes a big meaty chud monkey

holy crap man! Dave dropped a teddy bear in the toilet!

13👍 26👎

Teddy Roosevelt

A sex move that is preformed by the male partner (in a heterosexual encounter). To perform the Teddy Roosevelt, you must simply engage in intercourse as you normally would. After you finish, you get up without speaking to or making eye contact with your partner, wipe your dick on the curtains, and leave without ever returning. Obviously this move cannot be performed in your own home, since it requires you to never return to where it was performed.

Guy 1: Did you ever hear from that girl at the party again?
Guy 2: Nope, I totally pulled a Teddy Roosevelt on her.

7👍 12👎

Teddy Ruxpin

EVIL DEMON BEAR THAT WHISPERS MURDERINGS INTO YOUR DREAMS WHILE YOU SLEEP.

That Teddy ruxpin is a real assbutt. He made me dream about punching a bunch of kittens and then eating my own legs for dinner...with chop sticks.

8👍 15👎

teddy bear

The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.

I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.

31👍 85👎