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Hot Topic

A store that sells clothes for each \"Scene\" So what if the teenies shop there, we can just make fun of them. Shopping there doesn\'t make you a poseur as long as you shop there because you actually like the clothes. Not because Seventeen said \"punk is the new goth\" or whatever. (Another note, I don\'t classify myself as anything. I wear whatever the hell I decided on wearing that day)

Good reason:
>ME< Did you hear that new From First To Last CD, I heard Hot Topic has it.
>Friend< Cool, they have this Invader Zim bookbag that has GIR on it.

Bad Reason:
>randomteenie1< OMG, I just saw this new band Senses Fail on TV and now I like have to like buy all of their CDs because if I don\'t then I won\'t be cool.
>randomteenie2< The lead singer is like soooo hawt. I just need to steal Daddy\'s credit card so I can buy some bondage pants cause they\'re like so awesome. And i want some Anarchy patches cause anarchy rulez!
>me< Senses Fail isn\'t new, they\'ve been out for a few years. And do you even know what anarchy means? (I\'ve actually had this conversation before)

by beautiful___chaos April 27, 2005

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Cold Topic

Cold Topic is a a place you go if you are cool. The store offers the finest outfits one can dream of and no matter what you pick, you will be different. Unlike Hot Topic, Cold Topic can turn any "Conformist" into a "Boss" or a "Cold Motha Fucka", confirming you to be liked by everyone, for the right price. If the price is too much, you can work at Cold Topic and get everything for a discount without being some pearced dweeb.

Dude: I saw this person with an Invader Zim shirt and they looked like a total dweeb!

Thug: Yhea man, they shop at Hot Topic, a place for fake rebels.

Dude: Dam, where do I shop then brah?

Thug: You need to shop at Cold Topic.

Thug: If you can pay the price, you can get the best of the best swagger yo.

by Quinnfinity August 5, 2022


Hot Topic

A store that sells a more alternative style of clothing that resembles something made at home. A great store for people who like that style but do not have the ability to make their own clothing. Also sells pop culture items such as Nightmare before Christmas and Doctor who stuff

Ryan: Where should we go in the mall?
Joe: I want to go to hot topic, I want to buy a Doctor Who backpack

by Psuedoduck May 26, 2014


hot topic

a place where people may piss in

"i wanna piss in a hot topic" shadow the headghog

by A01010211039209320930293029 November 14, 2021


Hot Topic

A store in the mall that supposedly sells goth and emo crap, but also sells comic book, cartoon, video game, and hip hop merchandise as well.

Kid 1: Where'd u get ur Finn the Human backpack?

Kid 2: Your Batman tee is cool. Where did u buy it?
Kid 3: I want a Mario hat like yours! Tell me where u got it
Me: Hot Topic
Kids: wait that store is for goth poseurs lol
Me: (pulls up picture of HT circa 2018) NOT ANYMORE

by PhoebetheSuperhuman October 15, 2018


Hot Topic

A store that sells band merch, things with funny sayings on them, random Disney items, and many other things. They're most popular amongst teenagers but some adults shop there too. I personally shop there for band merch and skinny jeans. They sell mostly black clothes and things considered Emo or Goth

Omg hot topic is the greatest store ever.

Hot topic is sooooo emo lol

by phantrash1 September 5, 2015


Hot Topic

It’s a store, not a poserfest.

Adam: HAWT TOPIC IZ SUCH A POZERFEST!!!
Aaron: But it’s just a store dude. Hot Topic is a store, nothing more.

by All4Anne July 16, 2018