Gun toting

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.

My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.

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totes on the okes

Long for "no problem!" (Must be said with an exclamation point.)

"We ordered an extra martini. Will you take it off our hands?"

"Totes on the okes!!"

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Totes McGotes

The ultimate white girl catch phrase.

Beverley: Let's go SHOPPIIIING!!!
Ashleigh: Oh my gosh, yaaahhh!! Totes McGotes, Bevvvv!!!

LaQuondey Williams: Gimme some uh'dat fre$h BOOTY!

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totes

totes is the shortened version of totaly my friends and i thought this up one day cause totaly sounds to gay so totes

im not gonna lie i totes want some ice cream right now.

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Tote-bagger

A left-winger, an antonym of "teabagger," from the tote bags offered as premiums for donations to public TV and radio stations.

She's read both of Obama's autobiographies. What a fuckin' tote-bagger.

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tote-bag

Abbreviation for totally.

"Are you excited about Jamie's Bat Mitzvah?"
"Tote-bag!"

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Totes copes

Totally copacetic. Fully comfortable with a proposal being offered by a friend or colleague.

Joe: Chris, I just want to make sure you’re on board with the latest 3-page draft of disclaimers for the deck.
Chris: Yessir — I’m totes copes.

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