Gun toting

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.

My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.

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pack mule

An Indian or other foreign woman used as a surogate for America parents.

My wife didnt want strech marks so we hired an Indian pack mule to incubate our child.

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Oxy-moron

Oxy-moron. One who, in an attempt to prove they are hip and down with the lingo refers to the Narcotics Anonymous 12 step program as"dope."

Fresh from rehab the oxy-moron shared extensively about how dope N.A. is.