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Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.
A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.
B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.
Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety
Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.
1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.
2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."
Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."
the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.
i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.
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A circumstance where a large ammount of broken down trucks and/or domestic cars are parked along the side of a narrow street making it impossible for 2 cars side by side to fit through.
I got side swiped by an explorer because we both could not fit through the redneck traffic jam.
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You are no longer intrested in a person. Holla at you, see you when I see you.
Bitch, catch me in traffic.
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(TFJs)Extremely wide hips that stop traffic 'cause they so wide the people in the cars stop to stare.
Dangggggg look at dem Traffic Jam Hips she gonna cause an accident.
Word them is some tight TFJs. Holla.
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