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The Trombone Section

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.

"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"

by yaboygerard November 15, 2019


French Trombone

A paperclip

Hey, we ran out of staples, can you hand me a french trombone?

by UndyingSolon September 3, 2015

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crusty trombone

An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.

After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.

by Joe Riggidy January 13, 2009

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Scratchy Trombone

A rusty trombone whereby the giver has dental braces.

So Jill gave you the ol' scratchy trombone eh?

by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009

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Rusty Trombone

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

by Minkenator July 21, 2017

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Rusty Trombone

When a guy is standing (some times squatting) and his partner gets behind him and gives him a rim job while, at the same time, giving him a hand job through his legs.

My girl played my trombone last night. My Rusty Trombone!

by lollios December 14, 2014

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giant trombone

a giant trombone is a commonly used term, for a really big paperclip

"hey joel....can you hand me one of those giant trombones?"

by tina miller March 21, 2007

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