the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.
"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"
Hey, we ran out of staples, can you hand me a french trombone?
An act of love between two men, where one male ejactulates on the butthole/crack of the other after anal intercourse. The semen is then allowed to dry, after which a standard 'rusty trombone' is performed on the newly dried 'crusty' asshole.
After he reemed my cornhole, he gave me a nice crusty trombone which not only gave me phallic pleasure, but soothed my sore asshole.
The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.
When a guy is standing (some times squatting) and his partner gets behind him and gives him a rim job while, at the same time, giving him a hand job through his legs.
My girl played my trombone last night. My Rusty Trombone!
A rusty trombone whereby the giver has dental braces.
So Jill gave you the ol' scratchy trombone eh?
a giant trombone is a commonly used term, for a really big paperclip
"hey joel....can you hand me one of those giant trombones?"