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A beer tune is a term applicable to ski and snowboard shops, and for the greuling summers, mountain bike shops as well. A beer tune occurs when a consumer exchanges beer or other tangible goods for ski or snowboarding tuning services. see also Weed Tune.
"Hey Bro, you guys do beer tunes here?"
A: Sure man, a case of Fat Tire will get that board looking brand new.
Alternate responses...
A2: "Get the fuck out you cheap ass hippie!"
or A3: "rather do a weed tune this week!!"
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Pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person's unusually strong sex drive. Typically sung by a rich African American who utilizes autotune and excessive bass to forge talent. This music comes in 'generations,' which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. Also known as "koon tunes."
Song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed, <insert sexual body part here>, club, dance, baby, love
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When a girl or guy rubs their own or the girl's clit.
"Dude, I might not get laid, but I'll tune the poon 'til she's at high C."
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Hey, lets go tune up. Do you have a tune up?, I got a tune up. An engine needs a tune up to run smooth, a pot smoker needs a tune up to run smooth.
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The audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from Apple. Victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).
When Ken and I took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of Tank's cranium.
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A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.
That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didn’t like “Lean On”. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.
(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's
after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.
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