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Fans of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. (Not to be confused with the less-disciplined Twihards or Twinerds)
Generally more logical in arguments with flamers.
Flamer: only stoopid reetrds reed twilite lol XDDDD
Twilighter: Oh, so you've read it then?
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The movie definition of the term 'emo'.
If you give Twilight 10/10, then that means your own personal emo rating is also 10/10.
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a piece of shit! Completely ruins the reputation of vampires because they do NOT sparkle and they aren't complete scrawny fags that watch girls while they sleep because they miss not being able to sleep for themselves.
I read this series and I regret it. It has made teenage girls become obsessed with a "dreamy" fictional character. Harry Potter dominates!
"omg edward cullen is so hot I'm in love twilight is so awesome"
HE IS NOT REAL AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!
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A story that many of my friends are obsessed with.
Here's the basic storyline of the entire series:
Bella thinks that Edward is ily hot so she "falls in love with" him and he "falls in love with" her because she smells good. Edward leaves to try a "protect" Bella from himself but then when he thinks Bella has committed suicide he tries to get himself killed. When he gets back Bella REALLY wants to fuck him but he won't let her. He says it's because he will hurt her but it's because he is really gay. She ends up getting him to and they have a fucked up baby who falls in love with a werewolf.
-Have you read twilight?
-Unfortunately
-Aren't they SO in love?!
-I hope my lover thinks I smell good too!!!
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a poorly written book written by stephanie meyer. the entire twilight saga is this way. the books are incredibly addicting but lack and originality. millions of teenage girls have become obsessed with WORDS! for example: edward- he is a made-up vampire that falls in love with an other made-up character, bella swan. HE IS FICTIONAL! he will never fall in love with you, you will never meet him, and if you do, i have a wonderful therapist that lives down my road in sure she would love to chat with you.
jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all.
and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!?
all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive.
kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever
twilight fans:
Mrs. Cullen 1: I love Edward!! He's so hawt!!
Mrs. Cullen 2: He's MINE!
*horrible cat fight starts*
*Mrs. Cullen 1 gets violentliy b**** slapped*
Mrs. Cullen 2: Edward's MINE! YES!
Victoria Fanboy: Who do you think you are BELLA SWAN?
*more b---- slapping*
Victoria Fanboy: HAHAHA now it's time to find all of the Jacob-Lovers
*Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6 all hide*
Mr. Werewolf: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU CAN'T HURT MY FAN CLUB!
*Victoria Fanboy gets beat up and shoved in locker*
Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6: *loving sigh*
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A pathetic attempt at a book. Whats even worse is the films. Topless fags prancing around. The only people that like twilight are idiots and horney girls
Girl 1: OMG I JUST SAW TWILIGHT FOR THE 27th TIME!!!!
Girl 2: NOW WAY, IM SEEING IT FOR THE 31st TIME TONIGHT
Both Girls: *Orgasm*
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A disgrace to this world. It brings shame to the fantasy genre. To even put twilight in the same sentence as Harry Potter should be considered illegal. Contrary to popular belief, the books are actually about fairies that drink blood, not vampires. Can also be used as a swear word. Has also been known to kill.
Person 1- That sucks worse than twilight!
Person 2- That isn't humanly possible! You are so wrong!
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