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(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.
He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.
"I CAME" said Jorgen Von Strangle, as he flexed his muscular cock in everyone's face.
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(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.
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A Mia Von Glitz is a sexy beast of a woman who takes no shit and kicks ass. She is strong, empowered, and will rock your face off.
Man, did you see that? She totally Mia Von Glitzed you!
I wish my girl was a Mia Von Glitz.
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What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.
Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!
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The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.
Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.
Bartho ist der König von Waldtrudering
Bartho der wahre König von Waldtrudering
Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.