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to get married on the fly, unexpectedly, spur of the moment
we headed to vegas on the spur of the moment for a shotgun wedding
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When performing sex with a woman from behind, the man removes his penis from the woman and ejaculates in her hair. He then proceeds to rub his load into the woman's hair thus getting it all stuck and semi-representing rice getting stuck in the brides hair after a wedding.
I gave her a great white wedding. It was everywhere.
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When two bros come together for a old fashion sword fight. Only weapon allowed is the penis.
We were at the frat wedding and got horny.
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Results when a Groom cakes his new Bride's face with sperm on the wedding night.
More and more couples are abstaining from sex weeks and even months before their wedding day, some will even live separately for a couple months, this is mostly among Catholics. After months without sex, and the build-up that results, when the groom finally carries his bride accross the threashhold of the Wedding Suite, and she takes his pants down for the first time as husband and wife, he becomes so arroused by the prospect of sex that he paints her entire face with man-juice and dons her with the new WEDDING VEIL!
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when a guy skeets in his girlfriends pussy and then eats her out, ingesting the skeet.
John was being gay last night. He gave his girlfriend a mexican wedding.
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Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake
1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.
Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!
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When someone is married for less than one year.
Mary just finalized her divorce after her trial wedding and now she is ready for the real thing.
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