Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

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Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

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weiner meat

1. n- Substance inside tubular meat casing of some sort.

2. n- Penis.

3. n- Shortish skinny individual whose mental aptitude is below that of a 4th grader.

1. "This sausage has great weiner meat."

2. "I have a tiny weiner meat."

3. "Weiner meat set his alarm to pm again."

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Weiner Squeezers

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.

"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"

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weiner womp

a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.

Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.

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Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

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weiner-tag

It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.

Bibby weiner-tagged me in walmart the other day, and the eldery couple behind us frowned.

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